Why Kittens Make Better Software Testers

Hello frens! Today we discuss why kittens are best QA engineers!

1. Purr-fect Attention to Detail

Kittens notice EVERYTHING. They see that tiny bug crawling across your floor from like 20 feet away. Same with code bugs! Nothing escapes their watchful eyes.

2. Natural Chaos Monkeys

Have you seen a kitten on a keyboard? They break things in ways you never imagined possible! This is exactly what good testing needs - unpredictable chaos!

function sayHi() {
  returnasdfjkl;;;;;asdf  // <- kitten testing in action
}

3. Nap-Driven Development

Kittens know when to take breaks. They work hard, then nap hard. This prevents burnout and leads to better bug finding!

4. They Don’t Accept “It Works On My Machine”

Kittens don’t care about your excuses. If they can break it, it’s broken.

In Conclusion

Next time you need a thorough QA review, consider hiring a kitten. They work for treats and head scratches, and they’ll find bugs you never knew existed!

Meow meow, frens! 😺