2024
Not Bug, Feature
Making bugs into features since 2024
An app that automatically detects bugs in your code and convinces your product manager they're actually features. Includes realistic excuse generation.
✨ Such Features
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Bug-to-feature conversion algorithm with 99% manager satisfaction rate
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Automatic PR description generator with impressive-sounding jargon
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Excuse templates for various development scenarios
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Slack integration for immediate damage control
🛠️ Much Tech Stack
🤔 Very Challenge
The hardest part was making the excuses believable enough for senior management but technical enough for lead developers.
🎉 Wow Results
Several tech companies have secretly deployed this tool, resulting in 45% fewer emergency weekend fixes and 200% increase in 'planned features'.